Sending the Coffee Back

I may have crossed over. I have several pieces of evidence to support my claim:

1) I sent my coffee back this morning because it wasn't strong enough
2) I've started drinking straight espresso from our stove-top maker (It's the one on the left - too slick!)


3) I roast green beans on my cast-iron frying pan
4) I pre-heat my coffee mug so that the coffee stays warmer longer
5) I brought my coffee mug home with me for Christmas break

However, I have yet to:

1) Buy a proper grinder

So I'm clearly still on the side of sanity